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Ever since they both left the house, I’ve been worried they would find someone to replace me… so when they visit me I’m forced to show my two boys , as any worried mother would do, they will never find someone as good as their mommy
She knew they guys at her office would never look at her the same again. She knew they would talk about her behind her back, and to her face. She knew that all the things she had been to them: a co-worker, a proffesional, an equal; would be replaced with
And you learned what their plans were when next day evening them phoned your wife and told her they would like to meet her again, but only if it was possible to meet her alone. They said it might be possible to include you at a later time, but only after
They said that they had encouraged you to marry me because they knew that you wouldn’t be able to fuck me as much as I need and because they would really enjoy being of help to you … and to me.
rainylandcollectorstuff: friends tying him up and teasing him when the discovered he was wearing briefs instead of boxer briefs like he had claimed. Soon they would be coming off as well and they would see if he was also lying about his big penis. From
I’d like to watch a sweaty Friendship Tussle between Ember and Gilda
cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best
Happy Birthday Wuff!!!!I saw the ask about what Pokemon Matias and Anders would be and this image immediately came to me, so I thought I’d draw it for your birthday :) (sorry if I’m a bit late/early!)Ur an incredible artist and I love your characters
viergacht: intasiad: thatfashionbloggur: readasaur: joules-per-second: pipistrellus: i always forget that along with stitch, lilo also gains 2 weird alien dads and two human dads. if you count. agent bubbles & david. ah. lilo you really scored
tzysk: A cover variant I drew for Regular Show #15, which you can buy here or possibly at your local shop~ It was inspired by Voyage dans la Lune and they used the sepia version and I’m super happy about it :) Boom! Studios i loved drawing them in
Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.".....
I invented a torture machine….Every time they were fighting the kaiju, and they would throw a punch, the whole set would throw the punch with them. And when they were hit by the kaiju, the whole set would rock backwards with them and really, really
#should i write a bathtub scene lauren yes yes a million times yes because it would be so awkward and there would be limbs everywhere
agent-pluto: The Inquisition gets an internet connection and then immediately regrets everything feat. Amalthea Trevelyan and the Skyhold crew. u ok back there cullen? original
hvit-ravn: fili king under the mountain and prince kili (if battle of five armies would end in different way, of course. i’m so sorry mr.tolkien, but i have my own end of this story, because your hurt too much)
areyoutryingtodeduceme: HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TEAS I MADE FOR THAT ONE POPULAR FRANCHISE? AND THEY WERE SUPER POPULAR AND LIKE EVEN THE ACADEMY AWARDS MENTIONED THEM? AND THEN LAWYERS WERE LIKE “OOPS, NOPE.”Well I fixed them so the lawyers
ah-jiing:Just a what if Eddie was there during the Steve and Billy showdown. Steve would probably (maybe) be a bit better off, and Eddie would definitely get beat up too. Then they just head outside to smoke and think about their life choices 😋
robotsandsodapop replied to your photo “Look I had to draw them ago”they would be EXCELLENT friendsI can honestly say they would be
gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in their account
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
TenRose is life
realisenothing: powerburial: realisenothing: in medieval times instead of blogs they had bogs. people would throw their opinions into a bog and they would sink into the mud never to be seen again a much better system imho they didn’t have time for
I wonder if CN knows that if they released new SU phone cases with the Gems on them, I would totally buy one even though they’re really overpriced
sauntering-vaguely-downwards: #I would sit outside this gate and cry and hold down the intercom button and tell the person inside how beautiful their gate is #and they would call the police to collect the drunkard off their driveway #but I would
they would look so good together :)
chalupahoopla: IF YOU DON’T SHIP FALMAN AND SHESKA TOGETHER THEN WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS.
THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY
clandstn: “A wolf pack: the first 3 are the old or sick, they give the pace to the entire pack. If it was the other way round, they would be left behind, losing contact with the pack. In case of an ambush they would be sacrificed. Then come 5 strong
i bet when koujaku and noiz get into arguments, their name-calling get weirder and weirder. one moment noiz would be calling koujaku an old man, the next he’ll be calling him a descendant of cthulhu.
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
believeinprongs: I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations. Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
green-circles: "If Sam and Dean had superpowers, what would they be, what would their names be, and what would their catchphrase be?SFCon 2015 [x]
perlukafari: Once they got together, Cas would always be telling Dean he loves him, for literally the smallest thing like getting him a cup of coffee or handing him the remote. And Dean would blush and get all flustered every time, but he’d also be
momos-servants:Zukka is one of those couples that would wear mismatch shoes pairs with each other [Ex: sokka has one black and white shoe and zuko would have the other black and white shoe] simply because they have the same shoe size and it’s convenient.
amayaokami: Mikasa and Levi baked some gingerbread men :3
twcgentleman13: “He had strong, steady hands, and I could tell from looking at them there was little he couldn’t do…They were the wandering sort that slipped into places they shouldn’t, and they would wander right off again because those hands
groovygaysex:This has more truth than most straight men care to admit. As long as they can keep it secret and nobody finds out, they would let a gay guy suck their cock and they would let them do it often because they sure the fuck aren’t getting
evilwizard:delmondo:if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man.
Would anyone be upset if we reblogged old reminders?
Imagine if your finger and toe nails had mouths and they would talk to you if you were bored, scream yay! whenever you put on a sock or glove and drown a little when you paint them. And they would scream and cry bloody murder when you cut them…
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon cuddling with you and they would tickle you and kiss your face all over to make you giggle and squirm and they would wrap you up in their arms and sing fun little songs to you and interlock your fingers with theirs
it’s two in the morning and I’m just thinking about how kristen stewart and kanye would make the saddest couple
freckles are my weakness, I instantly fall in love with them
scarredthin: I’m already sick of this new suicide. No one would have known about Liv or this Amanda girl if they hadn’t made videos on YouTube. No one would have cared and they would have just been another teen that died. I’m sick of people caring
They Would tho
dragon8993 is an incredibly awesome person, they explained to me that they were sent the comic and didn't know the artist and that they had no intention of discrediting me and that they would immediately take down the post,all the while being incredibly
myeverlastingship: I’ve seen many people assuming Pidge wouldn’t have joined the garrison if her father and brother haven’t had disappeared and thinking that her real dream was studying something with robotics or something more cientifical but…Pidge
I love Team Magic because they can say that they’re just gonna be up in Webby’s room playing with stuffed animals or something and you’re like ‘aww’ but in actuality it’s like this:Webby: “WHERES THE MONEY, CAPTAIN CUDDLECAKES?? And don’t
xyxyz1112: making each other laugh they probably have this really weird shared sense of humor that no one else gets and everyone is kinda concerned about their well being, cause they’ll start whispering or saying random shit and suddenly just lose it.
Pinkie, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries and i cried, but you didn’t see me cry (also i cannot be the only one who puts ketchup on their fries rather than dipping them in it)
aww, now they’re arguing with each other they’re so close now uwu
qbj replied to your post: i find that when i watch … Yes but Christa and Ymir. ahaha sure they’re great but i dont…… ship them??? like in a “they cute and they cute together and if they end up kissin that would be totes
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